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Hey Cool Kids, here are some great (o.k. and maybe a bit silly) jokes just for you! 

Who wants to be a climateer!?! (A Quiz)
Ya don't say?! (Freaky Facts)
Jokes! Jokes!! Jokes!!!
Games
Why did the silly farmer plant the light bulb?
He thought he could get a power plant!!
Why is wind power so darn popular?
Because it has lots of fans!!
Where does a jail keep gas guzzlers?
In fuel cells!!
Why does a polar bear wear a fur coat?
Because it would look pretty silly in a parka!!
What kind of hair does the ocean have?
Wavy!!
What runs but never walks?
Water!!
Where do you send a frog to get glasses?
The hoptometrist!!
What keeps jazz musicians from floating into space?
Groovity!!
What did the light bulb say when it was turned off?
I am delighted!!
Why do ducks watch the news?
To get the feather forecast!!
 
 
 
 When apes are playing, they respond just like humans - by laughing!!!  
 

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